Are you looking for funny Mother’s Day quotes for cards and bookmarks? I’ve collected these cute Mother’s Day quotes by the late American humorist Erma Bombeck for a light-hearted look at motherhood.
All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, “A house guest,” you’re wrong because I have just described my kids.
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: “Checkout Time is 18 years.”
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
If your mom is old enough to remember Erma Bombeck (women 40 and up should remember her), she would probably enjoy any of her books. Order her a copy of “Just Wait ’til You Have Children of Your Own” for Mother’s Day.
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