Funny Father’s Day Quotes for Cards by Bill Cosby

Are you looking for funny Father’s Day quotes for the cards and bookmarks you’re making for Father’s Day? These are some of my favorite funny Dad’s Day quotes from one of my all-time favorite comedians, Bill Cosby. Whether he was dishing about fatherhood as his alter-ego Cliff Huxtable, or talking about it from his stand-up routine, these are some hilarious lines that your husband or father will love.

I remember growing up watching The Cosby Show and just loving Dr. Huxtable. It was such a fun show, but they really hit the nail on the head when they looked at the American family and fatherhood through Cliff’s eyes. So funny, and so loving at the same time. I hope you like these quotes! These would be so cute to put on Father’s Day photo gifts.

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Always end your child’s name with a vowel, so when you yell the name will carry.

Some of the greatest lies ever told by your children: “I forgot,” “I’ll pay you back later,” and “It was like that when I found it.” 

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you’re telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.

AND MY FAVORITE!!!

I brought you into this world and I’ll take you out!

Which is your favorite? Any greats I forgot? Please share them in the comments.

I’ve got more happy Father’s Day quotes for you as well as some inspirational quotes for dads that I think you’ll like too!

My favorite Father’s Day quote HERE might surprise you!