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Father’s Day Poems: Funny Poems for Cards

on June 5, 2012 · 3 Comments

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If you’re looking for Father’s Day poems, funny poems for cards in particular, you will really love these. No matter what you get Dad for Father’s Day–even if it breaks, goes out of style, or gets eaten up–cards last a lifetime. I don’t know about you, but I even have a little spot in my sock drawer where I keep all mine.  Anyone else?

That’s one thing every Mom and Dad have in common: They keep the cards and notes kids write to them. When the poems you include are really special, those cards will get read and re-read. Have you ever caught your dad looking over his card one more time before he slides it back in the envelope? You know you’ve done well when you get an immediate second read-through! Hopefully, these poems will warrant that!

Funny Father’s Day Poetry

Funny Father’s Day poetry will give you a chance to add a little humor to Dad’s special day. I love how these poems for Dads make me smile but also remind me to appreciate everything dads do.

Dads Say the Darnedest Things

You better quit crying or I’ll give you something to cry about!
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
If your best friend jumps off a bridge, are you going to do it too?
Because I said so, that’s why!
Thanks, Dad, for saying so.

~Author Unknown

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There’s a Time

There’s a time to love and a time to hate.
There’s a time to be early and a time to be late.
There’s a time to go steady and a time to just date.
There’s a time to fish and a time to cut bait.
There’s a time to open presents and a time to wait.
There’s a day to tell you, Dad,
You’re Great!
Happy Father’s Day!

~Author Unknown

Dad, You’re a Man of Few Words

With just one look
my dad said all I needed to hear.
With just one look
my dad instilled a reverential fear
With just one look
my dad let us kids know just who was boss.
With just one look
his pride and love would always come across.

~Author Unknown

Are you keeping your cards light-hearted and fun? Try these Happy Poems for Father’s Day. If you’re looking for more free Father’s Day poetry, you’ll like this classic for Dad’s Day by Helen Steiner Rice.

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  1. cecilia March 13, 2013 at 11:25 am

    I love these

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